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Feb 16, 2011
What's sad is that the pointy haired boss used to be a real human being until he got a hold of the ring.
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Nov 8, 2010
"In related news, people with Volvos had 40% fewer heart attacks. "

But people driving behind Volvo drivers have 40% more heart attacks while repeatedly screaming "Speed the Frick UP!"
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Nov 7, 2010
Wally is not the king of cubicle dwellers. He is the priest.
He doesn't like to waste his time in "ruling" the kingdom, which is actually a full time job (work!!).
He can control the kingdom just by uttering some words. Even the king isn't beyond his control.

Actually he just "killed" a cubicle dweller with approx. 13 words.
Hail Wally.
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Nov 6, 2010
Wally delivers a devastating carom shot to the competition and fries the PHB's mind into the bargain. Our State department could use Wally bigtime....
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Nov 6, 2010
See also Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy for another stress related problem.
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