I worked as a security guard for a few years, and I know what Yoric means about these mummified remains that are placed in the position of "security," when they can barely walk, let alone secure anything. BTW, where do I apply for a spot at Dilbert's job?
Anyone ever notice the closer you look at Asok, the redder he looks? Especially from the back. From the front he looks like a random happy-go-lucky intern, from the back a disgruntled unpaid intern with tons of rage from his failed book deal (PHB Quotes). Mebbe Alice, Catbert, and especially PHB ought to be worried. I think he'd leave Dilbert and Wally alone.