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Nov 10, 2010
Direct take on the consultancy firms ... Consulting is like advising someone else to do things you dont want to try yourself in your own organization, or dont have an organization yourself to do it.
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Nov 10, 2010
Fortunately for the more discreet technical types, Dogbert also works for Taser.
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Nov 10, 2010
All the ID badges should have only Dogbert's picture on them......
Nov 10, 2010
I worked as a security guard for a few years, and I know what Yoric means about these mummified remains that are placed in the position of "security," when they can barely walk, let alone secure anything. BTW, where do I apply for a spot at Dilbert's job?
Nov 10, 2010
Anyone ever notice the closer you look at Asok, the redder he looks? Especially from the back. From the front he looks like a random happy-go-lucky intern, from the back a disgruntled unpaid intern with tons of rage from his failed book deal (PHB Quotes). Mebbe Alice, Catbert, and especially PHB ought to be worried. I think he'd leave Dilbert and Wally alone.
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