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Nov 12, 2010
Gotta love the mobile office. The only problem is "work-time" is moving from "the time you enter the office to the time you leave" to "the time you wake up until the emails and pages stop waking you up in the middle of the night".
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Nov 12, 2010
One word.

Wally, the guru!
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Nov 12, 2010
Boss: You came in 2 hours early?
Me: I like to get some work done before some idiot rings me on the phone every five minutes.
Boss: (In silent communication with a higher god...)
Me: Good. Any questions, I'll be across the street having breakfast with the waitress.
Nov 12, 2010
He did sneak in to get coffee and doughnuts before going back to the parking lot to hang out.
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