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Nov 28, 2010
Sometimes the PHP seems pretty witty, at least when he is compared to a lesser form of intelligence also called also higher Hierarchy level management according to Dilberts world
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Nov 28, 2010
How smart of PHB to leave the most important reason why the employees are not motivated to the end, and to say it only when his personal involvement is covered by a demand from his superior. I think he's showing intelligence I never suspected he had.
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Nov 28, 2010
Even Wally's coffee cup attended the meeting!

Now THAT'S dedication!
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Nov 28, 2010
Wait a minute... the PHB fired a guy today and his last day is tomorrow?

He wasn't immediately escorted from the building by security??

Where did this sudden outpouring of compassion come from?
Nov 28, 2010
I want to know that I can count on every one of you not to complain when I rob your pension trust fund to pay for my corporate retreat in Cancun that includes 20 hostesses from Eastern Europe and a private Rolling Stones concert, short our company stock through proxies in Zurich so that I can create a panic and buy back the stock at an artificially low price and give myself "worthless" options, and someone get me a fresh cup of coffee now.
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