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Dec 4, 2010
Wally, now with slightly pointy hair, sporting his evil grin face?
 
 
+23 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 4, 2010
That's nothing: When I first came to work as a clerk for "the company" I was banished to the library for two years for doing my work too fast, too accurate and with too much enthusiasm. I had to work next to someone who did her work so slowly she managed only to file one voucher an hour, and I was not allowed to surpass her. Lukily that allowed me to study to become a supervisor, then a project manager, then a manager/programmer, then of course things went downhill one I hit the IT side. But that's a different story.
 
 
Dec 4, 2010
I don't need co-workers pictures, just my own. ** I ** make meetings PAYBACK TIME. Ain't no one who can take a meeting to HECK like ME!
 
 
+17 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 4, 2010
I need no Photoshop to complete this strip...I see that face in my nightmares clearly enough!
 
 
+5 Rank Up Rank Down
Dec 4, 2010
Who needs Photoshop?
All you need is scissors, paste, a magnet, and a refrigerator.
 
 
 
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