Though Kirstie stole many mixed-vulcan heart (and I'm sure that was the real launch of her career, right?) I loved Robin Curtis, "helping Spock through the agonies of Pon Farr..." as they say.
So I'm wondering just what or to whom Dilbert may become "empathically bonded" even if it only ever happens this once in seven years? Isn't that about right for an Engineer?
This should be enlightening...what if Dilbert inadvertently leaves a Kol-Ut-Shan shaped chocolate on the corner of his desk...and the office ho gets intoxicated by it? Does it count if he can't remember the next day how her number got into his Droid?