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Jan 16, 2011
I get quantity when the boss is present.

I get QUALITY when I'm on my own.

Wherein lieth the profitability margin, that is the question...
 
 
Jan 16, 2011
dilbert asking wally is just nuts. that is an obvious situation even juniors are aware of. even if PHB find some room, he just won't gather back people to run that meeting anyway. The best choice is alice's one.
 
 
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Jan 16, 2011
PHB is missing an important point when it comes to avoiding disappointment. He is hoping for the best and expecting the best. Since he's not getting the outcome he hoped for, he is disappointed. He would be better served to always hope for the best and expect the worst, thus eliminating the possibility of disappointment.
 
 
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Jan 16, 2011
Yoric : It's called a "stand up meeting," but I always felt that this name is either ironic, or it's not my kind of stand up.
 
 
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Jan 16, 2011
I am pretty sure I have seen this strip before...
 
 
 
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