At Lucent in The Netherlands we had a manager named Les. Most of his decesions were recognisable as Less lucky decisions. The factory shut down during his reign.
Dilbert and Alice forgot to ask if that would also mean less of that productivity-sapping activity we can group under the term 'restructuring'. It never ceases to amaze me why certain organisations in trouble seem to think the solution exists in the random shuffling of their org chart.......maybe the execs of today were amongst the tiny minority of the populace that managed to solve the Rubik Cube by sheer chance!