Strips

All you have to do is put a buncha stuff that makes your cubicle look like the interior of the alien horseshoe shaped spaceship in the first Alien movie. No one will want to have anything to do with you, and you can spend your days happily playing Texas Hold'em on the internet while appearing to be doing something of significance...

We used to call them padded cells.

OK... I'm probably going to be blasted for this, but wouldn't it have more punch if the text in the first panel read "Soul Eater Gray" instead "Death Eater Gray" and, on the second panel, remove the then redundant "Soul" in "Soul Sponge"?

OK, Fire away... But remember... It's just a suggestion!!!