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Feb 20, 2011
So Engineering has one day to mathematically prove that Sales and Marketing should be merged, Legal should be cut by 50%, HR and PR should be eliminated altogether, and Finance can be replaced by software which Engineering has just completed. Then recommend that the cost savings be split between Engineering and the CFO's bonus.
 
 
+35 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 20, 2011
Welcome to corporate America! Leave your integrity at the door.
 
 
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Feb 20, 2011
Does PHB's company have spammers too? BTW instead of giving a thumbs-down on spam please just flag it, more than one member has to flag a message to clear it.
 
 
+44 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 20, 2011
This one hits the mark like a wire-guided missile, and to believe the boss said it! I guess this would be his one true area of expertise - lying.
 
 
Feb 20, 2011
I don't see how operations / logistics could be staffed with liars. Someone please explain this to a marketing guy.

Yeah Yeah I know
 
 
 
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