Strips

This was a brilliant conclusion to the story arc. It so totally fits what would happen in Dilbert's world.

I thought of an entire plot line on this subject. Dilbert is at the hospital awaiting doomsday. Alice shows up an asks about a last meal. They leave. Dilbert asks where they are going. Alice says “Panama”. Dilbert asks why. Alice says that she found a defect in the Panama lottery. She won. At the airport, they meet Wally, Asok, and others. She’s not the only winner, so the money will have to be split. Dilbert feels bad about being the only non-lottery winner at the office.

In Panama, everybody except Dilbert gets arrested. Dilbert lies and tells the hotel clerk that he’s engaged to Alice and he moves her luggage to his room. Police raid all of the rooms and confiscate the money. Alice’s money is used to bail everybody out of jail and they all leave. Dilbert convinces people that he has malaria so they won’t want his organs.

I presume the organs were needed for cat food. So does it really matter whether Dilbert has cooties.