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Mar 5, 2011
Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delight
You can't make cream or butter, 'cause it's just a human udder
And a natural mammalian sight.

Do you wanna pay to take a peek
At what drives men insane?
Well, they're in anthro books galore and I'm just sure that you'll adore 'em,
Even cave women have the same two simple...

Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delight
You can't make cream or butter, 'cause it's just a human udder
And a natural mammalian sight.

The men decided that a certain shape
Stands out more than the rest
Well, they made such a major issue
Women stuff their bras with tissue,
Thrust shoulders back to look their best, show off their...

Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delight
You can't make cream or butter, 'cause it's just a human udder
And a natural mammalian sight.

If you're more than 36, you are desirable
So don't be shy, they'll pay
For once you finally sold out, you may get a center foldout
They dig your jugs, you're on the way, with famous...

Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delight
You can't make cream or butter, 'cause it's just a human udder
And a natural mammalian sight.

It's a multimillion dollar enterprise
But no one know what it's about
If we'd think before we'd buy it
We'd bust the myth, we would defy it
And we might stand up and shout,
"They're only..."

Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delight
You can't make cream or butter, 'cause it's just a human udder
And a natural mammalian sight.
 
 
Mar 5, 2011
Dilbert is a breast man. (Did his mother breast feed him?)

Link to the song "Mammary Glands" by Kristin Lems
www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=6790
 
 
Mar 5, 2011
I have a filter for another visible part of the female anatomy, but I won't go into that here...
 
 
Mar 5, 2011
Part of me loves Dilbert's frank way of expressing himself, but another cringes at his unintentional (but intentional for Scott Adams' sake) stupidity. I still give it "5 stars."
 
 
Mar 5, 2011
Dilbert's filter still in the default settings I guess?
 
 
 
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