tzedragon: While that would be nice, the article you posted is oft repeated Internet myth, and actually originates in that paragon of supermarket aisle science, The Weekly World News. The fact it says it the breast gazing study "is believed to have been" published in the New England Journal of Medicine is a big tip-off. They couldn't work up the nerve to outright lie about the NEJM bit.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp