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Oct 12, 2014
The line "You don't have normal problems" makes me at least snicker out loud every time I read it. I have no idea why.
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Mar 16, 2011
if he gets one of these (http://stealthssa.com/) he can also listen in on other people's conversations.
Mar 8, 2011
Perhaps a nose ring?
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Mar 8, 2011
A fake bluetooth earpiece will both act as a counterbalance and give the illusion of productivity. It might cancel out the fascination from the earring, though.
Mar 8, 2011
I used to have a chair like that. Long time ago...
Now, it's just a miserly, down-sized one that I have to actively control with my body.
Jealous of Wally once again...
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