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Apr 25, 2011
For all of non-engineer mentality, I'll translate an usual delegative request into approximate more simplistic terms:
" Could you please do X (being X a menial repetitive task that needs to be done just because I haven't figured how to skip it yet) to help me because am a bit overloaded/run out of time/need to focus on other priorities (my time has more worth than yours, can't be bothered to do this instead of that)?"
As a pure engineer with social skills approaching zero, Dilbert will eliminate the superfluos politeness knowing that the implied derogative is under there anyway.
 
 
Apr 24, 2011
I experienced the same thing recently.....was made to do all sorts of tedious work so that my manager can surf !$%* on his laptop while at work! :O
 
 
Apr 22, 2011
interns only exist to relax people at the office, they avoid buying lots of aspirins
but in twenty years Asok will be the manager and Dilbert will still be an engineer...
 
 
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Apr 22, 2011
It's Friday afternoon, and Dilbert was thinking of going home early, so he kept his request pithy....
 
 
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Apr 22, 2011
Despite the fact that asok saved their _asses_ last week.
 
 
 
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