@MarillionFan
Sounds like someone wants sympathetic recognition of one's little eneuresis problem. However, I doubt these hardened, cynical Dilbert fans are quite the audience to mine for this, hmmm?
Let's have a vote, shall we?
Thumbs up: keep your embarrassing health problems to yourself, especially on a page devoted to comments about Dilbert comics
Thumbs down: Awwww, let the guy "air out" his woes (and his mattress).
Side note: I understand the problem. I am doing daily loads of sheets and waterproof covers of my 3.5 year-old son's mattress. I take it you are older than 3.5 yo, though. Get help; it's out there.
What kind of websites that earn you a nickname can you go to when you work for a company that doesn't even allow facebook (http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-09-13/)? Yellowpagie? The Guy Who Reads Boring Corporate Announcements?