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May 13, 2011
Actually PHB did it the "smart" way. Dilbert's version documents non-performance and builds it into schedule. And it unfortunately leaves a "paper trail" that allows finger pointing afterwards. PHB's method acknowledges the week delay, but keeps it in the "undocumented" category.

Only the Secretary knows the REAL truth! (Don't they all?)
 
 
May 13, 2011
how to build a time line :
-estimate time needed for each task
-multiply by 2 each duration if common people are implied
-multiply by 3 or 4 each duration for task involving managers
-asume u'll be 1 or 2 month late whatever, because just letting people know the schedule will enhance delai.
 
 
May 13, 2011
I will add 3 weeks for my company.
 
 
May 13, 2011
Dear project team member,
Thanks for submitting us your finish date.
We'll let you know what your tasks are around one week before that deadline.
Regards,
Project management
 
 
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May 13, 2011
that's how one-day projects are done, if management is involved :D
 
 
 
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