I once told my boss:
"I encountered a biohazard and immediately activated emergency countermeasures.
I then used level 4 containment protocols to isolate and transport the biohazard to a custom-made shielded facility.
Finally, I followed standard guidelines to restore the affected area back to pre-biohazard conditions"
I was stunned when he correctly replied: "I wasn't done smoking that cigar."
Birds of a feather.. I presume you haven't been long in corporate world since you weren't able to notice such.. the gossipers, the nerds, the incompetent, the foul language spewers, the fashionistas, the idiots, etc.. they all cling together and buy each other BS..