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May 20, 2011
I once told my boss:
"I encountered a biohazard and immediately activated emergency countermeasures.
I then used level 4 containment protocols to isolate and transport the biohazard to a custom-made shielded facility.
Finally, I followed standard guidelines to restore the affected area back to pre-biohazard conditions"

I was stunned when he correctly replied: "I wasn't done smoking that cigar."
May 20, 2011

Birds of a feather.. I presume you haven't been long in corporate world since you weren't able to notice such.. the gossipers, the nerds, the incompetent, the foul language spewers, the fashionistas, the idiots, etc.. they all cling together and buy each other BS..
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May 20, 2011
Uh... Good job Wally. Please make sure to complete the OSHA Proceedure Compliance and Waste Disposal reports before you leave tonight.
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May 20, 2011
Translation of the last panel: Wally washed out his coffee mug, poured some fresh coffee and added cream and sugar to it.
May 20, 2011
Proof that the PHB is an idiot...telling the evil HR director you are not comepetent to do your job.
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