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Jul 26, 2012
@MillionMonkeys
Wally wouldn't want to be late. First, just being in a meeting counts as 'work' without actually requiring any effort.
Perhaps more importantly, the best donuts are gone when you're late.
 
 
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May 23, 2011
I am sure Alice can make his lateness work for anyone. If he pushes her one step further everybody will refer to him as the late Ted.
 
 
May 23, 2011
@garywisby

What, never seen a woman before.
 
 
May 23, 2011
Hey, Alice has breasts!
 
 
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May 23, 2011
Oh, I think maybe I get it. The "Lateness ... doesn't work for everyone" comment is, I think, like saying "sideburns look good on you - they don't work for everyone," or "skinny jeans look terrible on you, but don't feel bad - they don't work for everyone." Sort of a backhanded compliment, or a bit of cold comfort on top of an insult.

So, do people think that explains the punchline?

Anyone? ... "Hands?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9OhykhqC2Q&feature=related
 
 
 
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