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Jun 3, 2011
Firebrand - you have a formula for profit, not revenue there !
Jun 2, 2011
Absenteeism increases revenue? What do you bet Wally is the first to sign up "in the best interests of the company"?
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Jun 2, 2011
The financial guy probably divided by his competence level, so the result is undefined.
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Jun 2, 2011
Assumption the financial model is using the unfortunate formula X= ( (sum of costs for
scheduled jobs including all projects for the period)/ (the sum of the scheduled employee
costs for the period). Using this formula if a employee is absent, especially unpaid absence,
the work load is picked up by the remaining employees present thus saving the company
money. Note model is based on salaried workers not hourly. Scary crazy works for a while
with Alice engineers not Wally engineers.
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Jun 2, 2011
Wally never eats anything from the lunchroom and only drinks coffee while he is not at work at the company but possibly in the building. The Zen of Wally makes him a model employee....
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