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Jun 7, 2011
seriously...this strip is understated and yet so f-ing brilliant. scott adams is a genius and plain hilarious.
 
 
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Jun 7, 2011
The presenter should claim he will fix all the errors within three weeks, spend a couple days disguising a random number generator as the "next generation" financial model, take a two and a half week vacation, return, and declare victory.
 
 
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Jun 7, 2011
Now I understand that the founder of Dilbert's company was Franz Kafka, who is laughing his ass off where ever he is at the moment......
 
 
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Jun 7, 2011
Financial advisor: I took your data and tweaked it in the following spreadsheets...See, thi one does this, and this one had the positive projections, and this one the negative; this one evaluates the "unknown" factors....and the rest of the hundred or so spreadsheets tweek the individual prclivities of upper managers presently in the loop.

Me: So why is the final result the sum of what I provided you?

FA: Pure coincident.
 
 
Jun 7, 2011
I think red was suggesting that we resign ourselves to flagging the spam because more effective comment filters would also handicap us, the legitimate posters.
 
 
 
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