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Jun 22, 2011
@khpage : Wally could take lessons from Dilbert on that, since we rarely see the Dilmouth when he is talking unless he's shouting
Jun 21, 2011
I'll remember that to do it the next chance, unless I be unlucky enough to actually win the Lottery
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Jun 20, 2011
I resigned from my last job for personal reasonss but told personel that I had won the lottery. Tales and rumours spread like wild fire in that place, so I told H.R to keep it confidentual. The next day I received approx 60 texts and emails from ex work colleagues (some who never even spoke to me) trying to arrange to meet for a drink. Delicious.
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Jun 20, 2011
Ever since I started doing the "Zen of Wally" comments it appears that some of you have picked up on this, particularly Nelkins. Wally seems to be moving, if it can be called that, to a point wherein he appears to be doing something and nothing at the same time. How he is going to manage to talk without moving his lips and mouth should be instructive, to say the least.
Jun 20, 2011
When did Wally get Botox? Is that why he can move his eyebrows?
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