Re: leastbothered. That is funny it could be iPhone vs. Android, but honestly I was thinking more along the lines of AT&T vs. Verizon (or at least GSM vs. CDMA) in terms of dropped calls, battery life and download speeds. Lol!
What movie was that (I think a '70s TV film) where the mobster had a crossbow built into his business desk and could operate it by opening a drawer?
Or was that a Japanese Yakuza flick?
I'm sure plenty of secretaries would love to have one.
The crossbow is a good choice as a fallback desk weapon. I would have gone with a cattle prod, though. Less chance of permanent damage (which equals less likelihood of felony charges). Not that I've thought about it a lot... *whistles innocently*
I think that what dilbertlicious intended to say is that if Dilbert get crossbowed for suggesting between *cough*Iphone and *cough*Android phones, what could he expect if he suggested a Microsoft one?
BTW, wast another character with a crossbow years and years ago? Is the crossbow a secretary's weapon of choice?