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Jul 25, 2011
Bored to death:
"The ideal answer for PHB would be:
Sorry, I can't participate because I make no mistakes."

Dogbert's reply would be:
You just made your first mistake.
 
 
Jul 22, 2011
LMAO !!! :D
 
 
Jul 22, 2011
The ideal answer for PHB would be:

Sorry, I can't participate because I make no mistakes.
 
 
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Jul 22, 2011
I believe the maxim goes like this: "Thou shalt keep thy mouth shut as much as possible at all times". That and practice the Zen of Wally - your co-workers will see you as a role model....
 
 
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Jul 22, 2011
This is very much like a telemarketing call I received recently. I was kind of bored so I picked up.

"Hello mister so-and-so, would you be willing to take a survey?"

As I said, I was kind of bored. "Sure, why not?"

"Thank you, that's all. Have a nice day!"

I haven't yet noticed an increase in survey calls but I have to imagine I'm now on some list of willing survey-takers. Damn.
 
 
 
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