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Jul 24, 2011
I know how to kill a rogue datacenter and every developer know how to do it. Most of the time, exist a very specific query that eat all their resource, so running this query several times will kill the server in no time. In my case, the query (i don't know who did it) it took 2 weeks to finish the result.
 
 
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Jul 24, 2011
Looks like the industry version of "the message center" of Blur or Bowie's "major Tom".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77l9xbKdraU
 
 
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Jul 24, 2011
I hope Wally's bottomless coffee cup is full, charged, locked and loaded.
 
 
Jul 24, 2011
Just wondering, where is Asok... the disgruntled intern with a 240 IQ... who sometimes bears a grudge against PHB. Speaking of which---
 
 
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Jul 24, 2011
With all the things that are happening in the news right now I think I could really go for some AI computer overlord's running things.
At least things would be efficient.
 
 
 
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