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Jul 25, 2011
Well I'm a man who believes that lazyness is the most significant incitement to progress!

Examples? Elevators - someone was too lazy walk anymore. Facebook - too lazy to hit on women traditionally. I could go on for the whole workday.
 
 
Jul 25, 2011
Wally is obviously moving up in the world!
 
 
+30 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 25, 2011
I'm now motivated to do less procrastinating and more malingering!
 
 
+58 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 25, 2011
I did that once, but the idiot who tapped me on the shoulder said, excuse me but the football game you wanted to watch has started.
 
 
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Jul 25, 2011
It's hard to criticize Wally. After all, he's avoiding work - exactly like his bosses does.
So, of cause, he too should have some kind of promotion: a wing-man of laziness (another word for assistant).
 
 
 
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