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Jul 29, 2011
There is some medical evidence that exercise delays the natural shortening of telomeres, but doing a DNA analysis is a pretty expensive and inefficient way to determine if someone exercises. Its probably easier to just look at them and see if they are overweight. But then again, I work out at our gym, so that means I must be a slacker.
A better reason for the PHB to care that his employees will have short life spans is if they have a pension plan, but those are almost extinct these days.
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Jul 29, 2011
A ball and chain works just as well.
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Jul 29, 2011
Wally owns the concession stand at the slacker trap.....
Jul 29, 2011
A-HA! I knew it, avoiding the gym is a proof of my instinctual genius! Im not lazy, you see.
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Jul 29, 2011
I don't think PHB really has to know short telomeres mean short life span, he just grasps company policy and beats people with it, he's a stress enforcer - another way for insurance guys to cash in. Scott's knack of adding stuff like "slacker trap" is priceless!
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