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Jul 31, 2011
today strip is a old joke After the 50's nuclear fallout shelters only the Mormons kept a
years supply of food for the coming time of trouble. So just needed to where they lived and how well protected they were. In todays world even at Staples you can buy a survival box with 2 weeks of freeze dried food and water or we can go to Dilberts place before Alice gets there.
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Jul 31, 2011
Dilbert knows better than to keep any written documentation of his "defensive weaponry"! I am surprised Alice allows herself to appear that naive.
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Jul 31, 2011
I KNOW we're supposed to believe that Alice is suggesting that Dilbert can't stop her from coming in and mooching off of his supplies, but in my heart I'd LIKE to believe she's suggesting that they join together as she's topped off on a supply of defensive weaponry which Dilbert could use.
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Jul 31, 2011
Who needs defensive weaponry when you have Alice high on protein bars?
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Jul 31, 2011
In my Middle-earth mind, I have named my compond bow The Silent Gun Getter.
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