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Jul 31, 2011
Two trains of thought are running through my mind. "IT'S about TIME" and "UH-OH." Looks like Scott is trying to finally get Dilbert married LOL. Run Dilbert Run LOL.
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Jul 31, 2011
Defensive weaponry? What's offensive weaponry? Alice herself?
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Jul 31, 2011
Dilbert's weaponry consists of a Wii Zapper Gun and the gun that came with Deer Hunter.
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Jul 31, 2011
Pay no attention to the cannibalistic comments, Dilbert. Get the protein bars: Better a warm body next to you than a cold one in your stomach.
Jul 31, 2011
Dilbert didn't bother to mention his defensive weaponry, which means Alice will be BRINGING the protein!
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