Y'all got to look at the big picture; substitute "companies" in the last frame with "countries" and you have a perfect image of the UN and it's "security council."
It is sad to reflect on how many companies have already become fully compliant with Dogbert's organization's standards.
So far, I am managing to dodge working with those companies, but I may soon need to adopt Wally's attitude to work to remain motivated to get out of bed in the morning.
Was Wally the one who persuaded the PHB to sign the company up? It certainly seems that these standards provide some great excuses for not accomplishing your work.