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Aug 1, 2011
I'd like to see the motivational posters for that.
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Aug 1, 2011
sounds like they are going for a Government military IT contract. Possibly healthcare related.
Aug 1, 2011
Y'all got to look at the big picture; substitute "companies" in the last frame with "countries" and you have a perfect image of the UN and it's "security council."
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Aug 1, 2011
It is sad to reflect on how many companies have already become fully compliant with Dogbert's organization's standards.

So far, I am managing to dodge working with those companies, but I may soon need to adopt Wally's attitude to work to remain motivated to get out of bed in the morning.

Was Wally the one who persuaded the PHB to sign the company up? It certainly seems that these standards provide some great excuses for not accomplishing your work.
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Aug 1, 2011
Dogbert continues "because the companies that funds us usually declares bankruptcy within a year for some unknown reason." :-)
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