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Aug 10, 2011
He must have used Comic Sans.
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Aug 10, 2011
At the age of 67 my response to my substance or the lack of it is to say: " I have basic cuteness and inner beauty". Pretty well covers everything - including hairstyle....
Aug 10, 2011
This one is almost sad. How many times have I labored to ensure every detail was accurate AND current, only to have it critiqued because I used a different format on my PowerPoint slide than the babbling idiot who happened to go before me?

Most people care nothing about the substance, instead focusing only on their style (or lack of).

Now excuse me, I'm headed to a Ron Paul rally.
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Aug 10, 2011
Feeling good about yourself? As an engineer to review your _______.
(business case, report, drawing, recipe, vacation plans, work)

Then see how good you feel about yourself.
Aug 10, 2011
Too close home, here. When I started looking for job, my resume looked awful, and don't even mention my hair. First impression, disgracefully, counts.
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