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Aug 30, 2011
After 13 years office experience, I`ve developed a some kind of urgency sensor.
There are urgent things, and some impossibly urgent things. The impossibly urgent ones are the nice ones, you know that whatever you`ll do, it won`t meet the expectation anyhow, so you can ignore them, as long as there`s the impression you`ve tried to but couldn`t make it.

I even go so far, to calculate the amount of time I could have spent on such work, and spend an equal amount of time on unrelated pleasant tasks/ study.
Aug 22, 2011
This is why people at work don't have my cell phone number...
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Aug 22, 2011
How about after a certain time of day you answer with someone else's name from a different department?
Aug 22, 2011
lolz. dilbert has a mouth. is this the first time...?
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Aug 22, 2011
How bureaucrat-like!
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