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Aug 23, 2011
Ooops - see tomorrow - I was wrong folks !
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Aug 22, 2011

Everything OK at home?

Mens rights, now this?

Remember, you are surrounded by socially & lady awkward, introverted friends.....
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Aug 22, 2011
The software company could hire this guy's ex-wife. Should add some extra sparkle to the meetings at their company.....
Aug 22, 2011
He can pick up some pocket money by going to lunch with a group from his customer's office (going Dutch, of course). At the end of the meal, he offers to collect the money and settle the bill so everyone else can get back to the office. He then pockets the money, including the tip, charges the lunch to his company credit card, stiffs the wait staff and gets reimbursed by his company for taking the clients to lunch. Well, it's just a thought.
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Aug 22, 2011
I think the guy was just " having a laugh" - the ice breaker to get Dilbert's attention before the deal maker spiel.

That doesn't mean that it isn't "true" in his life though...............
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