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Sep 6, 2011
The Tao of Wally is utilized during extended conversations. The Zen of Wally continues at all times. This woman, in two weeks, won't even remember what she asked for or who she asked. Wally won't even care....
Sep 6, 2011
It wouldn't matter what the deadline was. Wally has no data to gather. The possession of data would require that he had done some actual work at some point, and we all know that never happened.
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Sep 5, 2011
My guess is he would be able to do it in just 3 hrs, but why do so if the chance is 99% that she`ll be so not pleased, she`ll never ask him data again!
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Sep 5, 2011
I wonder what wall would do if she requested incremental daily versions
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Sep 5, 2011
i stlil fail to understand how does Wally manage to stay employed. especially at a corporation.

but, he is the master of this particular trade. it's not like mere mortals can grasp his lore.
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