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Jul 18, 2013
How many times is Ted fired in all the comic until this point?!
Sep 28, 2011
On September 13, 2011, my department manager and a rep from Human Resources informed me that "you have not been selected" (to continue in the new organization). I so wanted to break out in a big grin and say THANK YOU! But the department manager and HR rep seemed so solemn I could not spoil the mood for them. I will cry as I deposit the severance check, collect my pension and as it's an INVOLUNTARY retirement also get unemployment :-)
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Sep 12, 2011
Is the name of Dilbert's company "Double Bind, Inc."?
Sep 12, 2011
Love how it relates to this one: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-03-03/
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Sep 12, 2011
This is so real.

If you do below average, you are fired.
But if you do above average, you get more work for the same amount of money.
There is no way of winning when you work for someone else.
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