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Oct 30, 2011
The PHB should resend the same email multiple times to increase the S/N ratio by a factor of n^1/2.
 
 
Oct 6, 2011
I remember a time at Pacific Bell when there was a rumor that they were going to limit the time spent in the toilet. They wanted to make us swipe our badge to get in and limit the time allowed per month. There was a chance that toward the end of the month you could be across the street using the 7-11 bath room. (Imagine the line forming after lunch as everyone ran out of minutes). Luckily the Union stepped in, guess anything goes theses days.

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kennethctaylor / Sep 13, 2011
I worked for a while at a place that had cameras set to photograph, with a time-stamp, people entering and leaving the toilets. One fo the guys was hauled over the coals for continually walking in and out backwards to confuse the PHB's who checked the times; eventually the 'civil disobedience' shall we say got so great that the debris of the cameras was quietly removed.
 
 
Sep 14, 2011
Yoric - 181 thumbs-up has to be some kind of record.

That story is brilliant (and like a Dilbert cartoon, so familiar to us all)
 
 
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Sep 14, 2011
signal - to - noise ratio! awesome that is! I am so going to use this sometime.. :-D
 
 
Sep 13, 2011
I worked for a while at a place that had cameras set to photograph, with a time-stamp, people entering and leaving the toilets. One fo the guys was hauled over the coals for continually walking in and out backwards to confuse the PHB's who checked the times; eventually the 'civil disobedience' shall we say got so great that the debris of the cameras was quietly removed.
 
 
 
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