Phone: Our servers are down.
Me: OK, what is the problem?
Phone: We cannot access the mainframe.
Phone: You don't understand; there was a fire in the kitchen...
Phone: We can't pay the cook if we can't access the system.
Phone: Will the server be up tomorrow? We have a picnic...
Phone: He provides the food....
Me: OK...let me see what I can do...
To central management: Any problems?
CM: No. Everything's fine.
Me: (To phone) Did you reboot?
Phone: Will that help?
Me: Where there is a way, there is an oddity. Try.
Phone: Wow, you're such a genius...
100% true. I think Scott has hidden cameras at my workplace. Though, I'll say Dilbert is lucky, he only has one person on his back when the servers are down. I get half the company calling me to tell me :(