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Oct 2, 2011
My boss: Why aren't you working?
Me: The system is down.
Boss: You can do other things.
Me: I can talk to you...
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Oct 2, 2011
Phone: Our servers are down.
Me: OK, what is the problem?
Phone: We cannot access the mainframe.
Me: So?
Phone: You don't understand; there was a fire in the kitchen...
Me: So?
Phone: We can't pay the cook if we can't access the system.
Me: So?
Phone: Will the server be up tomorrow? We have a picnic...
Me: So?
Phone: He provides the food....
Me: OK...let me see what I can do...
To central management: Any problems?
CM: No. Everything's fine.
Me: (To phone) Did you reboot?
Phone: Will that help?
Me: Where there is a way, there is an oddity. Try.
Phone: Wow, you're such a genius...
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Oct 2, 2011
I'm confused - does Dilbert work in hardware/software development, programming, or IT infrastructure? Or all three?

And, if so, would Mordac have something to save about that?
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Oct 2, 2011
100% true. I think Scott has hidden cameras at my workplace. Though, I'll say Dilbert is lucky, he only has one person on his back when the servers are down. I get half the company calling me to tell me :(
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