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Oct 9, 2011
Your timing, as ever, is excellent, Scott. This happened to me just last week, only I was supposed to produce it overnight. I stayed up all night working on it and then was rewarded with a memorable meeting with the sadist in a room where no one could hear me scream.
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Oct 9, 2011
Ohhh Dilbert, you look so stress. Calm down sweet! PHB has everything on her mind. I am gonna share it with you soon. Why don´t you go outside to jogging or just to enjoy places around you? Trust me!
Oct 9, 2011
Awe man...after many weeks I see a strip that truly expresses my situation.
Just around two weeks ago I had this situation - Some top-shot was to meet a client top-shot and wanted @#$! data on how our team has improved metrics for the client over the past year. In marketing terms, he was trying to 'sell' to the client. The bozo just raised a one-line request and it was forwarded from manager to manager before it landed in my fateful inbox. I ruined around 12 hrs over 2 days to get that @#$! data ready. I am basically an IT/tech guy and had to hold back at least 6 end-users who had approached me for various problems...
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Oct 9, 2011
Yoric: Your second post spoiled it. Such excellence should not go rewarded.

Dilbert: Knock it off; there is no "brain" in "TEAM."
Oct 9, 2011
When you're outnumbered 2-to-1 by idiots who are just about to give you more useless work, there's one thing you can do: Ninja Economics!
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