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Oct 27, 2011
Perhaps the sludge really is poisonous goo. If so perhaps the negative side-effect will be to turn Asok into a bald-headed CEO. That would be a truly horrific transformation ...
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Oct 27, 2011
Let's have a cup of coffee today sweet, because tomorrow we are gonna enjoy a big buffet ;)
Oct 27, 2011
(Interns are expendable and they'll do anything you tell them to. )

I resemble that remark... :/
Oct 27, 2011
Indeed, slavery never ended. It just transformed into "I have no land and if I lose my job I 'll lose everything I have, so I let my employer be as much as an a$$ we wants". Buy a piece of land folks! Food and land will get progressively more expensive, while job pay will become lower and lower (hint: overpopulation).
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Oct 27, 2011
Knowing Scott, he will probably surprise us tomorrow by having the sludge have an unexpectedly and highly improbably beneficial effect on Asok. Expect a sudden overwhelming demand for the sludge as a health drink and the CEO being heralded as a genius (or not).
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