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Nov 25, 2011
By contrast to the commissioned salesperson: "As you can see from my slides, if you purchase my product, then your operating expenses will be reduced to zero, your revenues will grow by 1000% per year, and all of humanity will coexist in peace, love, and harmony. (Satisfaction guaranteed or you'll get a 5% discount on next year's service contract renewal.)"
 
 
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Nov 24, 2011
An honest saleman. How refreshing!
 
 
Nov 24, 2011
One of the few good things about the merger that the company I work went through is... the sales people are not like the sales people in these strips... it's one of the few things... that gave any confidence at all during the synergy.
 
 
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Nov 24, 2011
I think the third frame is unnecessary.
 
 
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Nov 24, 2011
A sales rep who tells the truth - now that's comedy!
 
 
 
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