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Nov 26, 2011
The Wally.....

He is the guy who will survive prison, but never use those survival skills to break out.

Usually an extreme slacker does so to earn a paycheck while their energy goes somewhere else.

In a past techie life, I recall a Wally-character in my department. Useless at work, but aggressively sold multi-level vitamins to all he could corner.

I wonder what Wally is passonate about?
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Nov 26, 2011
Wally is working...
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Nov 26, 2011
Wally, Wally, Wally..
The number of excuses with him is infinity.
Nov 26, 2011
Wow, now that is a full plate!
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Nov 26, 2011
Reminds me of someone once I worked with. When they gave him a document to check, he would get out the OED and meticulously check the meaning and usage of every word. Took him a day to get one page done, never mind the whole document. "It's all pensionable time," he said with a grin. After a week, the boss usually gave the document to someone else, who got it done in less than an hour.
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