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Nov 29, 2011
I have to say that if you're 58 like me, and your retirement portfolio is going south at a rate of knots, "seven days closer to retirement" is WAY scarier than "seven days closer to death". I tell myself that things are bound to pick up in the next seven years, but I don't believe me.
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Nov 29, 2011
Sad cubicle monkeys.....

Don't wait until Heaven for your reward.

You all admire Scott for coming down from the tree and walking upright, but won't do it for yourselves? Go be your own Scott.

Let the thumbs-down voting be evidence of uncomfortable truths!
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Nov 29, 2011
When you are looking forward to being dead, that's nature's way of telling you it's time to change jobs.
Nov 29, 2011
Nothing creepy about it. That's how I view life. Close your eyes and stagger forward, silently repeating to yourself "this, too, shall pass" while, at every moment, begging for the sweet mercy of death to end the unrelenting misery.

Yup, pretty accurate. I kind of identify with this guy. Wonder if his name is Hans Moleman...
Nov 29, 2011
It is really creepy when you get happy in creepy way.
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