In addition to learning the Zen of Wally, Carol might want to have some lessons on the "fist of death" from Alice for ultimate office capability. Calling the police and claiming that the PHB is a pedophile would be easier on the knuckles, though.....
I use to work for people who were constantly testing the character of their programmers by giving them difficult tasks and "forgetting" to tell that it's no longer needed. If you go through several such "projects" without raising your voice or showing discontent - then you're fit to start a real project.