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Dec 9, 2011
I disagree. it was just as funny outside of his head.
Dec 9, 2011
One of the reasons I'm perceived among my work peers as a quiet and unobtrusive person who minds her own business inside the safe and mundane world of her own cubicle is that I learned years ago that almost everything I think sounds better in my head...
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Dec 9, 2011
This is so much like what someone in my family would say! Yeah Wally!
Dec 9, 2011
I totally understand Alice right at this moment.

As I am currently working nights and applying for jobs else where, I just got woken up after only 4 hours sleep to find out two Agencies had both sent my CV to the same company and were now both battling to represent me for said company... not sure how many people will understand this but it's not a pleasant way to be woken up after only 4 hours sleep.

Naturally I went with the agency that actually went over the job details with me to begin with in the end.
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Dec 9, 2011
Glombo really? Instead of "fisted by Alice" what if you say "get the fist of death from Alice". One has the meaning you are wanting to say and the other is painfully perverted.

I don't know how many times a phrase or thought sounded so good in my head but was complete garbage coming out of my mouth LOL. Well done Scott and thanks.
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