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Dec 20, 2011
Is this an attempt to curtail Wally's future excuses for not doing his job? How unfair!
 
 
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Dec 20, 2011
The company once asked us to write up a description of what we felt our jobs were. As I thought this a waste of my time, I replied, sarcastically, "To do the best I can with the tools I've got."

The project manager came back to me with "This is unacceptable"
I amended my job description to read "To do the best I can with the tools I've got and, time budget permitting, acquire new tools as appropriate."

Nothing further was said on the subject…
But I would get handed a partial schematic on a piece of note paper and 2 electrical connectors and told "Build this interface" or a bar napkin with a sketch, "here's an idea, give us a Mil-Spec proposal."
So much for sarcasm.
 
 
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Dec 20, 2011
The Tool & The Cool.
 
 
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Dec 20, 2011
Tools in the hands of fools.
 
 
 
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