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Dec 25, 2011
"AAAAAH, DILBERT'S STALKING ME!!!!"
 
 
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Dec 25, 2011
@TheShadowNoise In the IT business, many coprorations see Christmas as another day to do network upgrades.
 
 
Dec 25, 2011
The only difference between creepy and cute is by how attractive you are.
 
 
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Dec 25, 2011
I don't think I've ever seen so many creepy behaviors in one conversation. Dilbert, have any of these tactics ever worked for you before?
 
 
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Dec 25, 2011
Hey Dilbert...I like your winter coat, but you missed the green scarf. Merry Christmas!

Yesterday I got a present for you :) However you still have to wait a bit to open it.
 
 
 
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