Alice, it's Christmas: You could at least give Dilbert a copy of "The Idiot's Guide to Social Skills." Or would that spoil all your fun?
And Dilbert, every office nerd knows you spent the last 8 months anticipating a different result. Eight months of enjoyment, one brief moment of crushing embarrassment; not a bad trade. Merry Christmas!
there is no elevator where I work... then again there is no women where I work either, Dilbert should consider himself lucky even if one of those women is Alice.