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Jan 10, 2012
I know exactly what Wally is doing, He was in mid swallow when Alice asked the question and was actually blowing coffee out his nose.

We all have Mom's / Wives and its our duty as a male to put on that hideous what ever just long enough for someone to witness that it happened. Having a woman as a witness is extra points. On second thought, i think he wore it to the office just to make Wally loose his coffee.
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Dec 27, 2011
Wally is blowing bubbles in his coffee - a clever distraction from the invidious invective flying back and forth between the other two....
Dec 26, 2011
That Alice, such a charmer. A regular riot...bang, zoom, to the moon!

When confronted with colleagues like this the best reply is further sarcasm, e.g.: I think I missed the part of this conversation where I gave you the impression that I care what you think.

I've wondered if Alice's hairstyle -- in the symbolic world of Dilbert -- isn't a subtle indication that she's management material.
Dec 26, 2011
If I were Dilbert, I'd change the subject to Alice's "attractive" hair.
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Dec 26, 2011

donning Dogbert hat... "That's what ugly people always says."
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