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Jan 9, 2012
Alice is employing the Art of Delegation instead of the Martial Arts (er, Fist of Death).

How's that for management material?
Jan 9, 2012
Proof that Yoric is the most polarizing commenter in the Dilbert Universe: He accidentally (perhaps) posted nearly identical comments one right after the other; one is getting a zillion thumbs up, the other all thumbs down.

Which brings up the old question: What kind of st#@!&d adze job does he have???
Jan 9, 2012
@WickedCate - You know, that kind of talk at work place these days can get you escorted out of the building real fast. Political correctness has taken all the fun out of work place.
Jan 9, 2012
Reminds me of a time when I made up a story about keeping a snake in my file cabinet with a glass cover to keep it captive. I explained that I fed the snake by feeding it mice having the names of those who most pissed me off that week . . . . . people kept a respectful distance!
Jan 9, 2012
If only my problem was a guy whistling past my cube. Most people have Drama Queens who think the world is all about them. My solution: Bose Acoustic Noise Cancelling Headphones.
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